A bad blogger is...
a lazy writer. Been feeling blah lately. That’s all for this nutshell. For now.
So. What I'll never forget about the Golden Globes...
princeemrys: parabatai: NAYA RIVERA’S BOOBS CHRIS COLFER WON LEA MICHELE CRYING EMMA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DRESS INSPI-INS… IN… INSPIRING WRITTEN ASHTON KUTCHER’S DAD BRUCE WILLIS RDJ CREEPING ON EMMA STONE HELENA BEING A HBIC ANDREW AND JESSE BEING BEAUTIFUL UNICORNS AND BASICALLY, THIS: AND THIS: AND ALSO, THIS: AND THIS. I haven’t seen it yet,...
I seriously have to stop
It’s not Book Sale’s fault to set up branches near my home and near my mom’s salon. It isn’t Starbucks’ fault that I feel obligated to fill up my promo card with stickers, thus making it a fundamental requirement to stop at every Book Sale branch in Festival Mall (there are two). Today I paid for two books. An early book by Roddy Doyle, whose sensibilities...
The happy new year made me do it
A few things that I have to admit, before the rest of the year unfolds and carries on. 1) I did a little soul searching before Christmas, and I wondered if I wasted the last 5 years of my life. It’s a legitimate thing to think about, but considering that I am not the only person who thinks this way, I will have to rethink this. Sometimes, it’s the simplest answer that makes all the...
Me: How is the fresh Colorado air?
Dad: Am very sob. So is your cousin. But weather beautiful
Dad: Short of breath. It’s the altitude not the attitude
Mom: Howdy daughter—in bathroom hiding during a party. its boring and food does not taste good. what r u doing??
Mom: its been 2 minutes and ur still not answering. TV says texting is instantaneous. maybe ur in elevator or something. Who r ur favorite friends? JW cuz im bored (and still in bathroom)
Mom: WHERE R U? im leaving the bathroom now. see u at home. im making peanut noodles tomorrow btw.