I've been having really strange recurring dreams.
escaperoutes: One dream involves me in the middle of the Zombie Apocalypse, and another involves me being chased by Hitler, who for some reason, wants to kill me himself. I had dream #2 last night. When Hitler was about to kill me, I decided to play dead, and it worked for a couple of days. He figured out I was faking and he was after me again not long after that. I think I died, too. What. ...
flypaperairplanes: Symptoms Cold sweats Confusion Convulsions Coma Double vision or blurry vision Fatigue General discomfort, uneasiness, or ill feeling (malaise) Headache Hunger Irritability (possible aggression) Nervousness Rapid heart rate Trembling Other symptoms that may be associated with this disease: Decreased alertness Different size pupils Dizziness Excessive...
Rattan Knickers, or Rattan Bloomers
Occurs when your bare ass and thighs have been sitting on rattan furniture. I have them right now. That is all I have to say.
Wrong on a Multi-level of Wrongness
I love animals. I love the 5 dogs we already have, the dogs owned by relatives and those owned by friends. Most of the “clan,” as I collectively refer to ourselves, live in a subdivision that is surrounded by other subdivisions and this division isn’t really the problem. Chalk it up to my being a night-owl, but this habit of mine may have saved us from robberies and other...